He wanted to welcome his girlfriend with candles … and burned down his house!

 

fire-house-romantic Today I will start with an unpopular recommendation. If I were someone who wears an elegant suit and has an office on the top floor of an insurance company building, I would raise the possibility of charging surcharges to the romantics . Yes, I know it sounds ugly and even discriminatory, but it is that the romantics are sooooo dangerous, that any warning seems small to me . Do not you believe me? Well there goes a dose of reality about them (us), signed by a man who has burned part of his house for a show of love.

Amanj Issen is a 29-year-old Kurdish gentleman who is caught up in love for Jana Stankeviciute , a 24-year-old Latvian woman who was returning to her home in the county of Kent (United Kingdom) after spending a month with her family in the recommended Baltic country. Amanj decided to prepare a beautiful welcome, with flowers, champagne and candles , such was the way he had missed Jana during his absence.

The man arranged the candles in the shape of a heart, with an arrow crossing him from right to left and with the name of Jana as an epilogue. Half an hour before Jana arrived home, she lit them, found that the champagne was cold and impatiently came down to the door of the house to await the arrival of the girl.

However, the plans went to poor Amanj a few minutes later. He heard a loud explosion, turned and saw his house on fire . According to one of the firefighters who came to end the fire, “most likely the candles were near something flammable or burn easily, a carpet or curtains. People place these candles directly on the carpets, without an adequate candle holder and the heat they give off can cause a fire .

The room of Amanj and Jana was burnt, but the young woman, after the initial shock, recognizes that the romantic gesture of her partner is worth more than a thousand screw-ups . The man, on the other hand, made his story public “in case it can be useful to someone, to be careful with the candles” and assured that he will repeat the romantic act, “but maybe only with flowers, champagne and chocolates …” . And is that love, in addition to becoming a little dumb sometimes, also burns. Take note of it, insurance companies.

A teacher appeared drunk and without pants on her first day of classes

 Lorie Ann Hill has a posse of Zelda Rubinstein, the medium Tangina Barrons of ‘Poltergeist’ , the small and unattractive lady who invited the girl Carol Ann to walk towards the light. It happens that Hill is not a medium, but a teacher, and instead of asking the children to go to the light, he taught them that the combination of alcohol + work does not mix well . The incident in question took place last June, but it is now that the whole story has come to light.

Hill was premiered as a teacher at the Wagoner High School in Phoenix and had a great entry into her new job. The lady appeared cooked like a shrimp and without pants to teach her first lessons at the institute. Take it now! That is a sense of duty and opportunity. Is there something more underground than appearing drunk and half-dressed on your first day of work?

Luckily for the lady, someone saw her before entering the classroom and avoided the eternal mockery of her students. They took her to the staff room, gave her some shorts and waited for the cogorza to pass . They also called the police, since being a newbie they still did not know what the new teacher was . Upon arriving at the institute, “we found her quite disoriented,” according to Bob Haley, chief of police. “They had already got him shorts. Other teachers did not know who he was, he’s new and I’m supposed to start working there .

Mrs. Hill confessed to the police that she had drunk vodka before arriving at work, something that was attested by a cup they found in her car and that, apparently, reeked of alcohol. At least it’s honest, hell! A small dose of good example for their students, to confess their failures.

The incident, of course, raised a tremendous stir at the institute. Everyone wanted to know the identity of the new teacher! To cushion the impact of the drunkenness, the director had the fortunate idea to close a few days, so he managed to calm the mood and gave Hill a few days of anonymity that will have come wonderfully. By the way, the lady will have won a little to her students, because thanks to their occurrence they had an improvised mini-vacation. Oh, Lorie, come to light, please.

Run away from home because a ghost steals your underwear

Pauline-Hickson What prompts a person to move seven times from home in just two years ? I, who only made one move, I remember how terribly hard it is, so I imagine that there will be a very powerful reason behind so much change of house. In the case of our protagonist today, the motive is not normal, but paranormal . Her name is Pauline Hickson and she has lived in seven different residences to try to escape from a perverse ghost.

Pauline is a 58-year-old Briton who has been the victim of a spirit that became obsessed with her in such a way that she stole her underwear (?).   “I came home from work and found all my underwear rustling on the bed. Over time, I realized that my panties and bras were disappearing . I also noticed that someone got into my shower, because all windows were fogged and the bathroom was all wet, “ is the ‘heartbreaking’ analysis of the facts made by the lady, who says that at first she did not suspect that he rummaged around and stole the lingerie and whoever used his bathroom at his discretion was a ghost, but “I thought it was a joke from my family” .

The events began two years ago, when he went to live in Hull. The frequency of the ‘apparitions’ was increasing, so much so that Pauline spent many nights in a nearby hotel “because she was too scared to go home” . So, he decided to pack and go to Cambridge … but the happy and perverted ghost left behind his steps !! Solution? Go back to Hull, with no effectiveness, because the spectrum followed her wherever she went.

After almost two years of uneasiness, Mrs. Hickson decided to turn to an expert, the ghost hunter Steve Kneeshaw (?). The gentleman, with a brief exorcism session by means of hypnosis , seems to have hit the key and let off the spectrum that frightened his client. Count Ghostbuster who in full exorcism experienced how a blast of cold air ran through his body, “before seeing a big man and a boy about 14 years old away from Pauline . Take it now! Can not Steve, exorcise Europe to scare the crisis once and for all, good man? Moreover, can not you schedule a hypnosis session to calm those who are perpetrating the massacres of children in Gaza? Use your power to do good on a large scale, Steve.

Apparently, and since there is no better medicine than placebo, except for the Espidifen (excuse the wedge), Pauline has not experienced any paranormal activity in her home since the exorcist’s visit . Moreover, he says that he has completely renewed his underwear and that nobody has dared to stir it up and then steal it. -_or.

This chicken keeps a ‘secret’ under its crest

 

dirty_bird I have always been curious about the meanings of the logos . The story behind many of them. Like the mythical rivalry between the Dassler brothers, which was reflected when it came to creating their two sports brands: Adidas (by Adi Das (sler)) and Dassler Puma. Or the meaning behind the smile of the Amazon logo (from A to Z, to give the impression of an almost infinite catalog of products).

Among the dozens that I have seen, one of the ones that has caught my attention most is that of a fast food chain in Cardiff (Wales). By its name, Dirty Bird (‘ Dirty Bird ‘), although they are dedicated to cooking chickens, the thing could be funny. The really interesting thing about this brand is under the crest of the capon: a piece of member that neither ‘El cipote de Archidona’ !!! (or almost).

And it is that the loguito de marras has flats (for not using balls ). If we analyze carefully all its ‘parts’ (go with the vocabulary, another shot in the target), the emblem is a penis disguised as chicken (luckily it has a forelock because the wordplay would have been traca), however much the Designers of the drawing deny the greatest .

Several customers of the franchise asked by a British media have given the same answer: it has little bird and a lot of virile organ. So much so that a young mother was horrified (or that she had seen the devil) to observe that her two children were watching the logo carefully with eyes like dishes . Maybe they liked the feathers.

For its part, a spokesman for Dirty Bird has ensured that the design plays with the D and B of the company name and that any resemblance to reality is mere coincidence. If we add to this that the slogans most used by the brand are: ” Touch my thigh ” and ” Touch my breast ” … I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

These ducks parade like the best battalion

 

ducks_desfilando What this Russian farmer is worth studying. His ability to direct several dozen ducks is unparalleled . Have you learned from Babe, the brave little pig ? (*)

The fact is that ‘Mr. Duck ‘must be a notoriety in the region where he resides because some neighbors who are in search of fame have recorded and hung the piece on Youtube. The video takes 1,300,000 viewings in just over four days. It is not bad the figure to see parade a few birds, yes, in perfect formation. Some battalions would like to march with such hierarchy.

In the recording you can observe the energetic ‘Lord Pato’ giving an order ( Let’s go !!! , in Russian) and as if by art of whirling, in a matter of seconds, all the ducks are heading directly towards the barn door . Next to this gentleman, the Pied Piper of Hamelin is a mere amateur.

They design educational panties … and antilujuria

 What the hell is wrong with the designers of undergarments lately? After the ridiculous – with pardon – of the penekini and the joke of bad taste of the matatanga, arrives the feminine underwear with educative aims and, I fear that by way of collateral damage, antilujuria. And it comes in two versions: bra and bragafaja .

I remember that as a child I never paid as much attention in the anatomy classes as the days we talked about the genital organs, that’s how simple I am. It’s not that I found them especially attractive, it was just to satisfy a curiosity. I suspect that something similar must have happened to Eleanor Beth Haswell , the 18-year-old girl who has designed the models we talked about. He has created a collection called ‘Why are you so afraid of your own anatomy?’ , in which he explores the female genitals with pretty instructive drawings.

In the panties -shoes, put on as they are- flesh color, the girl precisely details the location of the fallopian tubes, the ovaries, the vagina, the uterus and the cervix. I just miss an arrow with the exact position of the clitoris , something that surely many people would appreciate, you understand me. The same flesh color used for the bra, in which a very subtle drawing explains what the nipple is and what the areola is, without more.

At the moment, these designs can only be seen in exhibitions and Eleanor has not yet planned to take them out for sale. Thank you! It is also true that both garments could work as an antiviagra or as a bromide that they say they threw in the food the boys who did the military, in those years when I was still crawling in diapers. I am convinced that they would work.

A guy refuses to see his mother … because she’s so ugly!

 But, but, but … we had not been in that all the mothers are pretty? I’m not talking about manual-type MILFs Adriana Lima or the blonde with the bad grape face of the front door, who also, but I understood that, at least for their children, all mothers are beautiful and wonderful. This assertion, which I gave for absolute truth, as much as the Sun rises in the East and is hidden in the West, has just been declared false in all falsehood by a Chinese citizen . Geez with the Chinese, they not only know how to copy, and cheaper, whatever someone produces, they have also come to the world to dismantle theories!

The issue is that in China there is the woman who for her son is so ugly that he is even ashamed of her . What a piece of cretin (and I save the expletive that the body asks me to use to mention the crust)! Ding Liang is the name of the unfortunate lady, who as soon as she found out that she had just been a grandmother, ran off to the hospital to see her grandson and to hug her son , who was the father of the newborn.

After a journey of almost five hours from his town to the city of Hangzhou, the drama hit Mrs. Ding as soon as she arrived at the hospital. She was excited that her son would welcome her with open arms and share his happiness with her, but reality hit him with excessive cruelty . It turns out that the father of the newborn did not come to receive it and asked the doctors not to allow him to approach him and his baby. The reason? “That is very ugly . Thus, without hindrance and with less shame than Jordi Pujol, the gentleman denied his mother the possibility of hugging, kissing and cuddling his grandson. You have to be riffraff!

It is true that Liang is not particularly good looking , but he is not an orc either. And if it was, it does not matter, fool! What is your mother, foolish! With his rejection, Mrs. Ding’s son has achieved a remarkable (negative) popularity in his region. Newspapers, televisions and radios have dedicated space to this unusual story and have poured their pages and programs with words not very complimentary and well deserved for the recent father, who starts off giving very bad example to his child. I hope you have inherited the beauty of your mother but your son treats you better than you do to her, blown from three to the fourth.

A young German tries to empty a lake to recover … his smartphone!

Everyone knows the ‘love’ and the devotion that some people have for their mobile phone, but what about this 16-year-old German boy is unparalleled. The young man allegedly installed two electric pumps to dry a small recreational lake due to the refusal of the owner of the idyllic spot to hire divers to recover the “precious booty” . Not that it was the Costa Concordia !!! If you do that for a smartphone (and your contact list), what will be able to ‘machine’ for other reasons?

The rocambolesco ‘case of the submarine mobile’ began when the young man fell through an oversight his lavish phone (valued at about 150 euros) to the quiet waters of a particular pond in Meppen (Lower Saxony). After some inquiries, he located his owner, Hans-Hermann Kremer, 52, who asked him urgently to find a team of divers to find the gadget. ” He (boy) commented that money was not a problem, that his mother would run with all the expenses, ” the man told a local newspaper. But Kremer considered the plan totally absurd and gave the talk finished. A fatal mistake that would cost you dearly a few hours later.

As the owner’s reasons did not convince ‘Mr. Mobile ‘, decided to take action immediately. With two friends, although not yet proven, they installed two pumps to dry out the small lagoon. Two 230V devices to take out … 1,800,000 liters of water !!! But what were these guys thinking? That it was believed that emptying a pond 80 meters long, 15 meters wide and almost two deep is like removing the sink plug . Almas de cántaro !!!

The portable service next to the lake.

The ‘drainage trio’ developed a perfect job if we except that one of the gums drained directly into a portable toilet of Mr. Kremer. OO I do not give more details, the ‘tsunami of feces’ was already served . By injecting uncontrolled liquid into a cesspit, in a few minutes, the service became a small geyser . If you see the protagonist of Wells of ambition is believed to have found oil, yes, with a more nauseating smell.

As for the other bomb, it transformed the beautiful surrounding landscape into the Shrek swamp . I imagine the face of Mr. Kremer to catch the ‘workers’ with their hands in the dough and categorically deny that they had installed ‘the destruction team’. The fact is that the night run will come out for an eye of the face, as the environmental disaster allegedly caused by young people (rain of feces), we must add some damage valued at about 4,000 euros and a crime of theft of electricity (they connected the equipment to the lake owner’s network). Will the kid’s mother have enough money to pay for such nonsense?

The most indiscrete bathroom in the world

banohotelbikini In today’s chapter of ‘Barrabasadas de la arquitectura’ we are not going to skin the admired by many Le Corbusier, the man who preferred concrete to trees for squares and parks. Today we are going to talk about the hotel Bikini Berlin, of the 25hours chain . In my eyes of profane in the matter, the design is precious to me inside and regulero on the outside. Modern, suggestive and impressive. So impressive that if you walk around its surroundings you can contemplate without qualms how any of its guests make use of the bathroom of one of its restaurants, the Monkey Bar . Why such cruelty for those who come there with physiological urgencies and for passersby who have to see it?

For some reason that will address a modernism that I do not understand, the restaurant designer installed transparent glass windows from the floor to the roof of the bathrooms, regardless of the street and the height of the building is not enough as to avoid that the users are pasture from the looks of others . Your reasons will have the gentleman, or not, that there are those who act because they do, without coming to mind. Read the rest of the entry »

A woman forgets a sex toy in her vagina for ten years

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The intense pains in the lower abdomen and a pronounced difficulty at the time of urinating caused a 38-year-old Scottish woman to go to the hospital to see what could happen to her. Reviewing the patient’s x-rays, the doctors were stunned to see that her vagina housed a dildo almost 12 centimeters long, according to the journal The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

When the doctors asked how the ‘curious object’ had gotten there, the lady recalled that a decade ago she had a crazy night of sex and debauchery with her partner , which also went hand in hand with alcohol. The result: the dildo ‘lived comfortably’ in his most intimate area for two decades. The best of all is that he did not know and gave the sex toy for lost. Stranded was but in an absolutely unexpected place.

Indiana Jones The ‘toy’ has produced a series of problems such as a rare vesico-vaginal fistula (the name gives a bit of funk) and serious difficulties to do their needs correctly. One of the members of the medical team stated that it was the first time he had encountered a case of this nature . ” It seems very strange that such a large object can go unnoticed. The vagina is full of nerve endings and is extremely sensitive, “he said.

Maybe the woman had a few solo revels of not wagging, and until she felt uncomfortable and with real pain, she did not think it was strange to ‘get a hundred’ without coming to mind . And your partner? Well, I guess I was shocked to see that your girl had such a special ‘surprise tenant’ .

P.S. The story will not deny me that it serves as a script for an ‘adventures’ movie. What title would you put? I leave you one: In search of the lost dildo . Yes, I admit, I’m a big fan of Indiana Jones.